Tycker det har var väldigt ont om sexskämt om/med gasmasker. Så efterlyser nu än tävling, vinnaren får en resa vart som helst på egen bekostnad.
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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.
Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
En man med en gasmask går in på en bar. I baren sitter en annan man, som även han har en gasmask.
Männen tittar på varandra, och den nyanlände sätter sig bredvid den redan sittandes. De tittar på varandra en stund, och tillslut frågar mannen som redan satt i puben den nyanlände:
-Varför stirrar du på mig sådär?
Den nyanlände tittar en stund på honom, och svarar sen:
-Jag väntade på att du skulle säga något, för att se om du hade ett bra kommunikationsmembran.
Den andre tittar förvånat på honom och frågar:
- Och vad i hela friden spelar det för roll om jag har ett bra komunikationsmembran?
Den nyanlände ler och svarar:
- Det var bara inledande kallprat. Nu får du suga av mig, jag har bråttom.
-- Edited by Joakim Andersson at 21:44, 2007-01-10
A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow wooden tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tubes other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.
Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.
Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
