Arr, I be a pirate, me need no rules for me weapons!
(Ja jag har kollat, men snälla var on topic i skitsnackstråden :P)
Arr, now forward, towards me ol' friend Murdock who will help us get a new ship, as sure as my name is Lord cap'n Hyeroneimo McAllister Strat, baron of Tobago and earl of Trinidad!
-- Edited by Joakim Andersson at 22:02, 2007-01-03
"Harr, me ear catch talk of rubys and diamonds? Surrender ye goods, ye filthy sons (and daughter) of dirty shrimplover landlubbers, or I be making sure ye be eaten by me pet here."
*Points on wierd creature behind me*
"He be the son of a kraken and an elephant, I tell ye. Where be your gems that me be hearing 'bout?"