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MagnusArr


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I did, until my ship was sunk, a bit hard to swim with golden leg ye know.

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But a wooden leg made out of pure gold ought to be very heavy.

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Well...since me bein' a lady...and a lady be knowin' things....things should be hard ye know....

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But since me be a teached pirate, me happens to know that pure gold is soft as a loaf of bread.

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arr, that be true, ye have to mix it in a special way.
me golden leg was great, it was hard and perfekt to walk on.

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Mustave been pretty muchcosting?

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Well, I´ve stolen all the money so it wasn´t payed by me ey?

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Good point...

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*smurks and picks up her pouch...takes up a piece of paper and raps out a small brownish thin wich she then pust in her mouth*

--> Well....*mumbles*...if ye be knowi'n that...then ye...*chews*...shld vry wll knw..*chews*...a...scrw it...*keeps chewin*

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Ah well, me to have only one leg, but i have no wodden leg instead. Guess what I stand on. *a nother disgusting smile*

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--> I thnk...y'...stnd...*chews*....on a....*smiles*....toad....*giggles*

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Well, it might not be a toad, but it sure is warty...


 


*Draws cutlass and starts to navigate jungle*



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*Yawns and follows*

Wer' art we 'eading?

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We're headed for Port Fransisco laddie, the nearest port from here, and home to a whole bunch of me ol' laddies!

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Oh! That's jolly roger rice

*giggles*

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Haharr, good one.

Be ut far from here?

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*swallows and smurks*

--> Why are ye just complainin' all the time...excersise be a good thin'

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MagnusArr


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It be hard to walk on broken wooden leg ye know!

And I don´t have any rum!

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Ahh....yes...that be true....but if ye wants...I can carry ye...

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Carry Mustardbeard!? Hohohahehe

*coughs*

I think he be more of a man than that!

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More man....that..*points*...well if he be more man...he would'nt be complainin' all the time...

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I be complaining as much as I like!

Aye, a man I be!

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*starts to giggle...then breaks out in a load laughter*

--> A man ye say...what man be that then...

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Ay no, it be not far at all, only a day or two through the jungle from here! Come on lads!


*Cuts away undergrowth with cutlass and starts trekking*



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MagnusArr


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Avast, two days walking be nothing.

Thought it would be more like two weeks.

*follows and waves rapier*

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Spelling with a double k, is that not more of an orcish way to spell rumstealer? arrh.

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*looks on as the laddies starts walkin' away...then she follows them as she starts hummin' on a song*

--> Hey boys...hows 'bout som singin' to brighten our spirits?

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Hahaha, madame, since we be already pirates our spirits cannot be brightened!

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Well..that be just negative thinkin'....

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It be truth!

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*Proudly walks through jungle waving rapier and humming on the womans song, but with great concern over the shortage of rum*

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Aye, a song would be most delightfull!

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But a song will not brighten our spirits!

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Our souls might be damned and dark, but our spirits be as high as could be!


*Starts humming to the beat of the cutlass against the forest*



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Thats right me laddies...sing you're teeth out...if ye got any..*laughs and continues singin*

When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed
A sailor's blood begins racing
With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled
We're under way and off to see the world
Under way and off to see the world

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Rumstealers has me convinced!

*Starts singing along and waves rapier that popped out of nowhere into me hand*

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*Gets confused and takes a shot at Obviously evil rapier of darkness with Old flintlock pistol of great might* (Thats the guns name, Old flintlock pistol of great might).


Take that, Obviously evil rapier of darkness !



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Blistering Bo-sticks! Don't ye fire ye pistol at me Obvoiusly Evil Rapier Of Darkness! Or do ye wan't to challange me on one fancy duel, aigh?

*Points Obviosly Evil Rapier of Darkness at whatever tha' fellas name is*

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Oi! don´t ye start mocking around, we got to find a ship!

It be two days walk and I don´t want to carry ye to the port ye swampheads!

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As long as that soupbowl won't do me rapier no harm!

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Yarr, we never get more than a few feet before ye starts duelling, knock it off or I'll knock you off!

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Not me that started!

*Puts down rapier in belt and vaporizes into to dust that disappears*

Jolly roger nice this rapier...

*astonished face*

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*Grumps about witchcraft*

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Me likes witchcraft if the case is so tha' it can make me rapier of air!

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Me prefers a cutlass of finest chinese steel! Yarr, no air in me blades!


*Trekks forest quicker, uplifted by own greatness*



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I tell ye, Rumstealer, spelling with "kk" is still more orkish!

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*stops singin' and sighs as she looks at the laddies*

--> Do ye always carry on like this....like little tiny squanderin' children...

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Aye, we be no children. Well, they might be children, but me sure be no child. That's why me be leading the way, and that's also why me have survived journeying to the Orient and back four times!


*Continues marching, even quicker*



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--> O...be that the case....well pardon me....or not...*smurks and contiunues walkin' and singin'*

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Appropå ingenting, nu vet jag vart piraterna har tagit vägen! De har blivit djurskötare på zoo! Hur skulle man annars kunna förklara textraden "And the zookeeper is very fond of rum" i Simon adn Garfunkels låt "At the Zoo"? Det är bara pirater man kan säga så om!

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