Talk like a pirate

Cajsa · Senior Member

RE: Talk like a pirate

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

*catches bottle gracefully*

Thank ye, ye be a most kind wench!

*bows towards Cajsa*

*Opens bottle*

*drinks rum*

Arr, that tastes just as rum shuld taste!

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*Dusts Chinese Frock Coat*

Well then lassie, ye seem to be a mighty fine lady then. I myself am Lord cap'n Hyeroneimo McAllister Strat, baron of Tobago and earl of Trinidad, at yer service.

Alass my ship has been sunk by the kraken-sperm Mustard Beard here, and we are of on a quest to find a new ship, since I sunk his too as repayment for his deed.

Where are yer ship lassie?

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Oy! ye sank me ship too ye swamphead!

Arr, that be true, all this landwalking is making me bones feal wierd!

Cajsa · Senior Member

*mutters and mumbles*...don't ye be callin me "wench" or yell be eating yerr steety boots for breakfast....*growls*...me ship....The Angel is where a ship should be...in the ocean...floatin...not lyin at the bottom with the dark dwellers....no man would dare to sink me ship or 'twill be the devil to pay....and the devil in this case is called Lily..

Geegash · Senior Member

*Carerefully catches the bottle with great anxiety for botles safety*

Phew, that was close...

Sure capten Lilly, I know ye name, and forth I have heard of the Angel of yers. Well you should know my ship is nothng less than the devil himself in the gracefull shape of a killer ship. And A canon do not have to be big to acheve great deeds, I tell ya.

*gives a seductive byt yet ugly glimpse with the one eye not under the patch*

So my beautifull captain, let us leave these barbarian shipless rats to their fait, and find our way to me ship?

Cajsa · Senior Member

*laughs and looks at him*

--> Yerr ship ye say...well..why not i'll be in the mood for a tour...

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Harr, And we shall find us a new ship, right maties?

And I be calling whoever I want whatever I want, I tell ye that.

Arr, I don´t fear death, for I be fear incarnate!

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Aye, a ship we be needin'!

Of we go lads, to adventure, to treasure, to rum and ships!

*Marches of*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

*follows and waves rapier*

Harr, don´t ye be following us ye scurvey seadogs!

Geegash · Senior Member

*Leading Beautifull girl and tryes to find way back to ship*

Cajsa · Senior Member

Seadogs ye say...*pulls out knife and throws in his toe*...that'll teach ye not to be callin me a seadog...

Well Irontooth....something a tells me...that ye be lost....have ye no compass?

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Haharr ye fool!
That be me wooden leg!

Arr, hope ye have fun with the drunk ól seadog!

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

What? Wench Mutiny!?

*Pulls out flintlock (which is now dry) and fires through Cajsas hat*

That'll teach ya. Come on now mustard, we need to get that leg fixed, there might be a godd carpenter nearby.

*Marches off*

Oscar · Senior Member

Crap'o'lads! Must've fallen asleep!

Now what have happened?

*Starts walking along footprints*

Cajsa · Senior Member

*takes of her hat and sees the bullethole....growls and tosses a handfull of muck at his face*

Mutiny ye say....there can be no mutiny when I be the capt'n...*tosses another handfull of muck at the two*...here you get you mangy searats

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Avast!

*makes matrix dodge*

Ye throw filth at me?

First ye damage me wooden leg and now this?

*Fires pistol at Cajsas last bottle of rum*

*bottle breaks into many many small pieces*

Cajsa · Senior Member

YARR!!!

*throws of the coat and lays the hat gently on the ground...reveals a tight bodice made from very little pieces of cloth...*

Now ye made me mad buddy boy...ye shall now know how it feels to get beaten to a bloody pulp...ye son of a scud sucking sea sliming buck tooth RED COAT!!!!!

*tackles him and sits on his chests and then she violently starts smacking his nose hand chin*

Oscar · Senior Member

Oi! Wich one of ye is the bad one?

Cajsa · Senior Member

I be bad...bad to the bone....but this be the scoundrel wich made me mad....and that makes him worse...*keeps smacking*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr!
Get the bleeding wench of me chest!

*starts blocking punches*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Hai yarr, a decent pirate brawl, about time!

*Sits down and watches*

Cajsa · Senior Member

-->Block all ye can ye squeelin piglet....*grabs hold of his nose and turns it 'til it creaks*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Oy! that be me only nose!

*pushes Cajsa off*

*Starts hitting her with wooden leg*

Don´t ye be sitting there! give me some rum!

Oscar · Senior Member

I have a headache! Ye blistering seadogs!

*Fires pistol through Mustardbeards wooden leg*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Aye, sleep then and let 'em fight!

*Knocks Oscar Unconcious*

Here ya go lad!

*tosses bottle of rum to Mustardbeard*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr ye bastard! me leg!

*catches bottle*

Avast! thank ye

*drinks some*

Arr, and some rum for the wench...

*Breaks bottle on Cajsas head*

Cajsa · Senior Member

*starts slurpin' the downpourin' rum from her lips*

I be thankin' ye me boy...that be just what I be needin' after a bit of excersise...*smurks and smiles when she be seein' his twisted nose*...o...that be lookin' a bit sore....perhaps ye should put somethin' on it...*grabs a handfull och mud and presses it on his nose*..thats for givin' me a headake ye mongrel

Date: Dec 8, 2006

Arr, maby i shoul.

Avast! more filth? me nose be bad as it is!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, i wrote that

Geegash · Senior Member

*Watches small bodice*
*Falls over*

*keeps on watching with open mouth*

now thats what me call a woman... harr harr harr... Oh my, oh my.

Cajsa · Senior Member

Your's....now...it be mine...*caresses her bodice with an evil smile*....

Geegash · Senior Member

*drinks rum*

*faints*

*dreams that someone stole captain Lilly*

*Wakes up screaming and waving rapier*

*continue watching captain Lilly with hat in lap*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr ye think so?

Ye could not be more wrong!

Cajsa · Senior Member

*stands up and smiles again....seepes up the hat and puts it on her head...then grabs the coat and looks on the them*

--> Yes...that I be thinkin'...have ye anythin' to say about it?...

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Aye, actually I do!

It be my nose, and it has alwas been, from the day i joined Capt´n Grayfog until this day!

Cajsa · Senior Member

Ach...I see...ye be talkin' 'bout yerr bloody nose...*laughs*...that be NOT mine...thank the sea...that ye can keep...

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Aye! that nose i be talking about!

And I tell ye, there be nothing wrong with me nose.
It be just bleeding a bit at the moment.

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Yarr, now that ye fancy ladies be done with ye smackin', can we move on?

*stands up*

*Produces map from coat*

Now let's see, the nearest port should be...here!

*points on map*

*rolls up map and puts down coat*

*starts walking*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Avast!

slow down, me wooden leg be broken ye know!

*follows Joakim*

Cajsa · Senior Member

*puts on her velvet coat and brushes the dust from it*

--> Alas...me boys...lets get a goin'....what be there at the end?

Geegash · Senior Member

*stands up with big smile on face*

Ah, Captain Lilly, how great and noble a struggle! Twisting his nose into a proper shape, harr harr harr...

The port my ship is anchored in should be on the other side of this island, so we will have to walk. This might be hot in sutch a coat as yours. But if ye wish you can take it off and I might carry it for ye.

*smiles and shows three iron teeth*

What say ye? Want to take the coat back off?

Cajsa · Senior Member

*smurks*

And why may ye tell me should I trust ye with the carryin' of me coat..it be worth a lot ye know.....and as ye also should be knowin'...don't be trustin' a pirate...

*winks at him*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*Slows down for Mustard Beard*

Come on now, we need to find a ship, and I think that we might be in luck in this here port, I know a rugged ol' sailor by the name of Murdock who might be helping us out!

Geegash · Senior Member

Yarr, that be all true my Lilly. Then you might carry it yerself, I was only trying to be a gentlepirate. Let us walk.

*Leads the way to the shore and around the island*

*Takes a sip of rum*

*continue leading the way*

Cajsa · Senior Member

*laughs silently*

Gentlepirate...that be just as bad as an airbreathin' fish...

*follows and starts a singin'*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Aye, a ship we need.

Does this Murdock have any wooden legs?

Oscar · Senior Member

I can make wooden legs!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

No, ye buy me one, ye is the one breaking me old!

Cajsa · Senior Member

Why must ye have a wooden leg....ye bei'n a pirate...ye should have one made of purest gold...*smiles and smurks*