Talk like a pirate

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

RE: Talk like a pirate

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Right then, of we go!

Come on lads, to booty, to treasures, to wenches!

*Starts walking*

Oscar · Senior Member

Me should lead the way if we are to find the way, aight?

*leads the way*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

That be true, ye lead the way

*follows*

-- Edited by MagnusArr at 20:22, 2006-11-16

Geegash · Senior Member

*Falls from mast to shore and becomes unconcious again (Drops bottle of rum, await great fury when waking up again!)*

Oscar · Senior Member

*leads into woods, through swamp*

It not be long to go now.

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*trips on undergrowth*

Aye, the woods be no place for a pirate. I be getting all landsick!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Ye telling me, feal all strange this shores!

Aye, we need to get a ship soon!

Oscar · Senior Member

But first, hats!

*Finds place*

Here thee hats be!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, and fine hats they where, now I´ll just find me a big one

*finds hat*

*laughes*

*puts on hat*

*waves rapier*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Baha, hats!

*rushes towards hats*

*lifts big Napoleon-looking hat*
*puts on hat*

Arr, not as good as me ol' hat, but mighty fine none the less!

*Tries to fire pistol in the air*
*Realises pistol is soaked*
*grunts*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Be ye pistol wet?
Ye can have one of mine!

*pulls out 2 pistols*

*thinks for a moment*

*gives one to Joakim*

Arr, it be a fine pistol I tell ye!
Now try it.

Oscar · Senior Member

*reminds magnus mustardbear that 'is pistol's soaked too*

Harrharrharr, now thee rum!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Harr be that true?

*looks into pistol*

*tryes to fire*

*nothing happens*

Aye, that be true, now to the rum!

Oscar · Senior Member

Thee rum's in the basement, let's be gone looking for the door, aigh!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Aye, lead the way me mate

Oscar · Senior Member

*Fins hidden door*

Aight! 'Ere it be!

*Opens hidden door*

*Finds out hidden door is ordnary fall*

*Waves rapier at ordinary wall*

-- Edited by ViceArr Oscar at 06:11, 2006-11-27

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Why is the rum gone?
Why is the rum always gone??

*strikes wall with rapier*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Baha, I has the perfect cure for this here wall! Another little thingie me picked up on me journey to China!

*Picks out strange looking device*

*Puts device on wall with some sticky substance found in pocket*

Right lads, back away now!

*Lights fuse*
*Runs away*

Oscar · Senior Member

*runs after Rumstealer*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, now be this a good idea?
Truley the wall will go away but will the rum be there?

*stands on place and thinks*

Oscar · Senior Member

Rumstealer, is it to blow soon?

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Harr, to blow, or not to blow, that be ye question...

hmmm...

*thinks even more*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Get that brain-swamped scally-wag out of the blast-radius! *points at Mustard Beard*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr now did ye say swamp?
Me like swampstew, have some or what be ye saying?

Oh over there ye mean?

*looks behind himself*

Arr now what be that fizzing thing on the wall?

-- Edited by MagnusArr at 21:19, 2006-11-29

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

That fizzy thing on the wall is gonna blow, back away!

Oscar · Senior Member

Let ye be, if he be stupid as a gallon he deserves to be deliveredd in pieces.

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Harr, it be not mine funeral.

*Sits down and puts fingers in ears*

*Thingie on wall goes "BOOOM!!!!!11"*

Oscar · Senior Member

*Looks up from hole after Mustardbeard*

Mate?

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

*crawls up from big hole*

Avast! Me found rum!
But me hat is missing, ye know where it be?

Harr, why be me clothes smoking?

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*puts out fire in Mustard Beards Beard*

Because ye was standing five inches away from a Chinese "FireWurk Boom" or something like dat. By the Kraken that was a mighty fine blast.

*Thinks*

Ey, did ye say rom!?

Kapontchik · Veteran Member

*Pirate-accontant Timothy Low staggers up from the floor, rubbing the drunken sleep from his eyes*

Yarr! What're yer all doin' ye blashted shea-morons! Can't yer shee that I be shleepin'? I've got figurerersh 'n shtuff ta fink 'boout! *hickup*

Dids... Did I hearsh yer sayin' RUM!? Garr!

-- Edited by Kapontchik at 20:17, 2006-11-30

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

What!? Ye drank all de rum!?

*Tries to draw rapier*

*Gets stuck in cloths*

*gives up*

*gives Timothy Low the evil eye*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Aye, there be bottles in the big hole over... well here

Chinese what ye say? one of those boom boom things?

That would explain me head hurting without the rum!

Oscar · Senior Member

'E Was NOT here when me first got here!

Kapontchik · Veteran Member

Aye... Me wash telelelepo... telepolo... terlepott... taken 'ere by magicksh!

Kapontchik · Veteran Member

Whoopshie... pirates be no good at this... internettie-thing-a-majig...

*hickup* I be talking nonshenense again...

... Let'sh drink dat rum now, ladsh! Yarr!

-- Edited by Kapontchik at 10:01, 2006-12-03

Oscar · Senior Member

There is none of the rum left...
Why, WHY is the rum always gone?

Cajsa · Senior Member

Because ye stupied landlubbers always drink it up....ye should save some for us ladies...

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Men, did ye hear that wench!? She just be calling us landlubbers...GET HER!

*Draws rapier and storms Cajsa*

Cajsa · Senior Member

Aye...ye be clumsy landlubbers with the feet of a duck....and the breath of a seal...

*draws out a bottle of rum and tempts the lubbers into holding their attack*

Oscar · Senior Member

Arrh, ladies are to get food, not drink rum!

*Waves rapier, setting after Cajsa*

Cajsa · Senior Member

*swallows the rum and starts a runnin...stops and turns back ta face the lubber wawing the rapier*

Oy laddie....ye should not wawe that around....'tis sharp...you might cut yerr fingers...

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, hold it right there ye wench!

*pulls out pistol*

Ye give me mates ye rum and ye will not have to walk the plank!

Haharr!

Cajsa · Senior Member

*laughs*

What plank laddie...there be no plank here....only yerr pistol....and ye have only one bullet...are'nt I correct me heartie....

*pulls out another rumbottle and opens it*

i have almost more rum then I can handle...but ye could have a swallow if ye lay down yer pistol...if not...I through it to a stone....and then...the bottles will break inte smitheriens...and then...the rum will really be gone....hardi harr

Geegash · Senior Member

*Stumbles out of forrest mighty pissed of, and a bit unsteady waving rapier*

Ye stupid, badshooting, rumbling, foolish, fishgut eating, son of a camel! Ye made me drop me rum! Rumstealer, ye better steal me some new rum!

*Cajsas rumbottle catches Irontooths eye*

Well hello there pretty. Say would ye come over here to me, Captain Irontooth, and maby bring that bottle of yers?

*Looks greedily on bottle and breasts size whatever DD, and tryes to do a goodlooking bow but instead makes a terrible looking bow*

Cajsa · Senior Member

*looks at Irontooth*

So...ye be a capt'n then...as am I laddie...what be the name of yerr ship then?

*takes a huge sip of rum*

Geegash · Senior Member

The name be the mighty Devestator, and ye might have heard of her. Together we destroyed ten batle cruisers from the English fleet at the Island of Wiketipikitikki. And I myself carried all their rum aboard!

Know me name be Captain Irontoth the Farseer! Possibly the most dangerous man in the carribean Isles! *lifts hat outerly ungracefull*

And if ye wish I can show ye me ship, and me... mighty canon... *disgusting grin*

So, what about the rum and tour woman!

Cajsa · Senior Member

-->Well laddie....first..don't be callin me "woman"...call me capt'n.....for I rule over the Angel of the Sea.... the most succesfull plunderer the ocean has ever seen...and ye may know be by me name...Lily....*sweeps the hat from her head and her long blond hair waves in the breez, she fires away a dazzling smile and her golden earrings glimmers in the sun*

-->But be sure..I'd like to tour yerr ship ...but as far as the canon goes...I've seen larger cannons on a lobster..,*takes another swallow of the rum and then tosses the bottle towards Irontooth *

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Haharr, there be some spirit in the wench!

*lowers pistol*

Now how about a sip of rum for a thirsty sailor?