Talk like a pirate

Oscar · Senior Member

RE: Talk like a pirate

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Well, me guess there are no choice then...

*wacks crazy pirate over head with oare*

*sighs and helps other pirate with rum-drinking*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

*wakes up*

Avast, ye I be tied to me mast? Harr, ye scurvey seadog, untie me now, and I shall spare ye life!

Arr, the Kraken will help me otherwise!

Good man, keep biting... oh, he be unconsious.

-- Edited by MagnusArr at 15:51, 2006-11-15

Oscar · Senior Member

*wakes up*

You want to duel with oares, aight?

Untie me, and we are duelling! Landlubber to salt-skum!

*biting rope more*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Aye! I challange ye to a duell, ye filthy dog! ye will taste me rapier!

*Summons kraken*

Now untie me or the Kraken will feast on ye bones!

Oscar · Senior Member

Who ye challange to duel? Rumstealer, as me just did?

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Aye! me be not wanting to fight me first mate now do i?

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*sighs*

Me still have not stole any of ye darn rum, the landlubber did, and he is still ashore.

And if ye summon ye kraken, he will eat ye ship. With you on it...

And yes, I accept the oarduell!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, he will not eat me ship! he be a very good pet, he will only eat ye...

now untie me so that I can drink rum while watching ye old duell

-- Edited by MagnusArr at 16:21, 2006-11-15

Oscar · Senior Member

Well, we named ye rumstealer anyway! Untie me and give me an oare!

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*Unties Mustard Beard*

There ya go laddie.

*Hands over one more bootle of own rum as token of good will*

Hmm....

*Wacks other guy over the head with oare again*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Aye, rum is good.

Now there must be a way to settle this me old friend.

*hands bottle back to Joakim*

Oscar · Senior Member

'is name is rumstealer me say!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Silence ye! The capt´n is speaking

Oscar · Senior Member

Ye aint me capt'n, me just got to yer ship by accident!

Me demands to be set ashore with rumstealer II.

*bites through ropes*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Avast! this be muteny!

Ye be no longer me first mate, now get off me ship

*kicks Jack in the ass so he falls off the ship*

Oscar · Senior Member

*grabs cannon on the way down*

Hand me me rapier first!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Harr, me almost forgot.

*gives rapier and pistol*

now get off!

*smacks fingers with wooden leg*

-- Edited by MagnusArr at 16:35, 2006-11-15

Oscar · Senior Member

*letting go*

*starts to swim*

*almost drowns*

*hikes with dolphins*

*comes ashore*

*waves rapier*

*starts walking towards tortuga*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, now what did ye have to say ´bout settling this?

And me do not mean by rapiers!

-- Edited by MagnusArr at 16:39, 2006-11-15

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Avast, ye sank me ship, I demand compensation. I say a duell would settle it. The rules be simple:

Any close combat weapon may be used.

The first one to surrender looses. If no one surrenders, the first one of the ship looses.

If I win, ye will give me ye ship. If ye beat me, I will serve as ye first-mate for all eternity. Deal?

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Harr, rules accepted!

Have at ye!

*draws rapier from Joakims belt*

Oscar · Senior Member

*getting lost in forest*

aye, me can't find on land, me need maps over the sea!

Me be way of the map Jack, here be monsters.

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Aharr!
*draws cutlass from weapons-rack*

C'mon ye scumpuss, show me what ye got!

*Swings cutlass arcing overhead as if chopping wood towards Mustardbeards skull*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

*easely evades attack*

*thrust with rapier*

*looses balance*

*falls onto old rombottle*

*throw bottle at joakim*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*Ducks away from bottle*

Haharr, ye play it dirty ey!? I'll show ye dirty!

*Pulls dagger from shoe and throws at sail*

*Dagger cuts sail-ropes*

*Sail Falls upon Mustard Beard*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

*swings rapier*

*kuts big hole in sail*

Harr, that will take me crew a day to fix!

*pulls out pistol*

*fires in Joakims general direktion*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*Parries shot with Cutlass*

Haharr, that be finest chinese steel, nothing's beats ol' craftsmanship! Me only use the best items me can buy!

or steal...

YAAAARRRRRRR!! (Mighty Pirate Battlecry)

*Charges Magnus*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Harr, me think ye stole it

Avast!

*takes a step to the side*

*trips Joakim with leg*

Hahahahharr

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*Trips*

YARR!!

*falls overboard*

*Stabs ships side with cutlass*

*hangs for a bit, admiring charks beneath*

*Swings up and pulls cutlass free*

Hai yarr, ye be a true filthy scoundrel! But me know some filthy tricks to. Here are another nifty shiny thingie me picked up in China!

*Pulls out Rocket from Coat*

*Lights fuse*

*Throws at Magnus general direction*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Avast!

*dodge rocket*

Didn´t i win? ye fell of the ship!

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Ha harr, no, me was still semi-atached to the ship! So not falling off the ship here!

Oh oh!

*Rocket flies down into cargo-hold*

Me surely hopes that is NOT ye gunpowder-storage?

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Avast! it surley is!

*jumps of ship, kills several sharks, swims towards land*

Arr, there goes me rum

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Baha, ye where first of the ship! It is now mine!

*Jumps into water after, kills the remaining sharks and swims after*

*Ship EXPLODES in mighty roaring flames and all crew fly in multiple pieces across the oceans*

*Reaches shore*

*Crawls panting up on beach*

*Lies exhausted in sand*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, ye can have it now, not much left.

Do ye happen to save any rum?
Me be as thirsty as...well.. ye know

*plunges rapier into sand*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

*shifts through soaked coat-pockets*

*Pulls out bottle*

Only this here last bottle! As the true bucaneer I be I shall share me last rom with ye.

*Drinks half bottle in one draught*

Here ya go.

*Hand over bottle and lies down in sand*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, a fine comrad ye is.
But me be thinking it be only fitting that we share our rum from now on, now that we sunk eachothers ships and all

*drinks rum*

Avast, ye look more thirsty than me, arr, have the last sipp!

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Ay that be mighty true. And not only did ye sink me ship, ye made me waste me last chinese rocket. Ay ye did...

*Takes last sip*

*Sits upright*

Well well, not much to do about that now me thinks. I say we find a new ship AND a new crew. What say ye?

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Harr, if ye find me hat, lost it in that nasty duell.

Otherwise ye can buy me a hat?

A big hat?

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, but now i need to rest, see ye in the morning

*falls asleep*

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Aye, I need a hat to. Let's buy new hats in the next port we make landfall upon

*thinks*

Uhm, I guess there will be no more landfalling for a while then. Blast it, no lootin'. I say we steal hats in the next port anyhow.

*Pulls to ones feet*

Let's go!

Joakim Andersson · Arrangör

Arr, ye be right. Sleepin' is what we be needin'.

*walks away and falls asleep beneath coconut-tree*

Oscar · Senior Member

*comes out of forest with big, nice hat*

*wakes up sleeping pirates*

Avast, me have find a storage of much and nice rum! Some hats to!

Geegash · Senior Member

*Hangs upside down in mast stuck in the shore, Screaming and swearing mighty through corner of mouth whit rum bottle still clenched between teeth*

Let me loose ye filthy scum of a rum stealer! Gret me down from here! Or me shall give ye a dozen of new holes to put rum in! Get over here!

*kicks and screams mighty more*

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

*wakes up*

Avast! ye found rum and hats?

That be great news!

Arr, what be that noice?
Aha, hold om one moment

*pulls out pistol*

*shoots rope*

Oscar · Senior Member

Aye, Me found hats and rum!

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, that be good.

Have ye a map to this place?

Oscar · Senior Member

Me have map in me memory.

MagnusArr · Eld-Ansvarig

Arr, be it far from here?

Oscar · Senior Member

Little walk, but much worth it! Aye.