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Oscar


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But den me must make on' more calc laddie!
*calculating*
How long do ye think it be to that other ship?

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har, it be somwhere about 300 yards lad

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Then da fuse ought to be t'is long. Just put light on the fuse, then shoot and make sure to hit!

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That woulb be a easy task, me cannons shoot straight and good!
Avast! bombs away!

*boom*

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*waits in excitement*

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*cannonball creates big hole in ship*
Harr, nothing happens? ye try to fool me?

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*Boom*

Did ye hear da boom? Soon the ship 'ill be on fire much indeed...

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Haharr, indeed a boom there was. Arr... Looks like ye will be me new first mate! The old one will walk the plank.

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O' ye could kee 'im as ye second first ma'e? Can 'ome in handy. Arrh.

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ye don´t recon it´ll burn the ship done b´fore ye can board it and steal the loot? Crazy fools... but it´s yer zack, I´ll just watch it from here...

*Puts down a chair, brings out some rum and watches the ship burn down*

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True, I´ll keep him as cannonfodder!
Arr, there be no valuable things onboard that ship, it be a bad pirate capt´n who commands it!
Aye, give me some rum while ye at it!

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In t'is case tha lootin' wasn't the point, it was the revenge!

If we wanted lootin' to be done, we'd just made the shot from a shorter distance, aye.

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Now that be true! Arr, he stole me old rum! the landlubber

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Tha' old ship-soup!

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Aye, so that is why it feels mighty fun to watch the wretched ship burn then.


I will pass ye some rum after ye pass me me binoculars ye stole, and some good compensation for it.


*drinks more rum*


*waves rapier*


*drinks more rum*


Harr, So what use do ye have else than using yer canon for revenge then?


*drinks more rum*



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Ther's another way to use it you see. A very devestating way. Devistating indeed...

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wad´ye av in mind, sailorman.
*hic*


mighty good rum this is...



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Harr, a fine traid indeed!

*gives binoculars*

*takes rum*

Aye, there is another way, I be the one controlling the Kraken ye se.
Won it in a game of first mate kicking. harr, that was a fine day!

*drinkes more rum*

*fires pistol in air*

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Well then, I shall not consider ye an enemy no longer then, Mustard.


*Bullet comes down and makes hole in deck*

Whoa, ye tryin to sink me ship with ye gun? What a prank indeed.


*fires pistol into air*


*throws rapier in deck, rapier stands end down in deck*


*drinks rum from bottle*



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MagnusArr


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Harr, if i be not mistaken this be me ship.
And the hole me crew will plugg with a cork from the rum bottles.

*tripps on rapier*
Avast! I´ve not been drinking enough to be falling over?

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Now ye be drinkin to much or ye stomach is poor with rum. I be on me own ship witch is sailing next to yours. Ye stumbled on a broom ye did. Or, maby Im drunk and be seein two ships when there is only one? Then where is my ship?


But ye can still let yer men plugg me deck.


*bullet comes down through mustard beards deck*


or yer own...



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He you fools i have no ship, i am in the bay you sons of seagals.


*ROFLMAO*



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Harr har harr, burnt good it did.


*throws emty bottle in sea*

*looking for new one*



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MagnusArr


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Indeed ye have no ship, we sank it! remember?
Arr, here ye go
*gives bottle of rum*

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*Runs around extinguishing fire*


Ye wretched sons of raped monkey-lubbers, dat be me ship! The landlubber has no ship, that's why he be a landlubber!


Gah, me ship, on fire, holy mother of Davey Jones!


*Runs around commanding crew to put out fire* 



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Thank ye beard! Buts me ownrum.. isinot?
*hic*
butilldrinkit. mewill. now. soon. Illsitt down a bit first. maby. yes.


*falls down on chair again*


*opens bottle*


*Takes a sip*


*tryes to pull out rapier*


*Succeeds*


*waves rapier*



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MagnusArr


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Terrebly sorry bout that, thougt he stole it from ye, was only trying to stop the landlubber.
Arr, now how many rapiers do ye have?
there is one sitting in me deck!

*drinks a whole bottle of rum in 5 seconds*
Arr, thats how ye drink rum!

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Captain, oi'h, ye better stop drinking that, might get hurt trippin' over.

What ye say we sails on to tha' rumstealers ship and try to use another new type o' cannonfodder?

*Drinks rum and fingers at pistol*

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Arr, ye fools, I be no rumstealer, da rumstealer has no ship! Damn it, amateurs!


*Runs around extinguishing fire*


Arr!


*Beard Catches fire*


*Runs around*



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no, I just pulleditout, ye drunk.


*falls of chair*


*finds coin*


*drops coin over board*


Nooooooo....


*throws shipmate overboard to fetch lost coin*


*Try to drain sorrows over lost coin and shipmate by drinkin more rum*



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We migh' as well sink ye ship when we already cum (oops) this far.

*Drinks rum and fumbles with pistol in belt*

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*laughs hysteracly*


funny...


*hic*


*tryes to load canon*



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Why is me bottle empty?
*falls over*
oh thats why

Aye, we can sink it, not much left anyway
Fire a broadsli..braoaoaoa... many cannons at the rumstealer two!

-- Edited by MagnusArr at 20:36, 2006-11-14

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Might i remind ye that ye have no ship... Ever the less a cannon.

*Fires pistol towards rumstealer*

Rumstealer oh' not, me will be calling ye that from now and on, ye with thee burning ship!

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We must sail up to his broadside first, captian...

*Makes canonballs as last time, yet this time with lots o' metalscrap in it*

*Drinks rum*

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wait now... Whos ship webe sinkin?


*drops canonball through deck*


The rumsalterers, rumstallers, damn it, rumstealerers ship be already on fire.



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Avast, ye be a clever thing, set sails!
*drinking rum*
I will cleve ye with me rapier!
*pulls out wooden leg*
Me rapier is as sharp as a sharks tooth!

-- Edited by MagnusArr at 20:41, 2006-11-14

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Captian, the shrak is little brotha to kraken, aigh?

And ye rapier is as sharp as my belly!

*drags up pirate-shirt and shows dirty, fat belly*

And one thing!

*Instructs captian to light fuse and fire into enemys broadside with the cannonball*

*drinks rum*

*says something about rum and flies*

*sais something about a human fly and many eyes*

*drinks rum and waves rapier*

*falls asleep of the rum*

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Harr, sure uit is, bit it still be floating!

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Arr, it sure is. But the kraken is a bit bigger.

Oy! get that thing out of me sight!
*drinks even more rum*
Harr, me like the sound of cannons in the... what is it? morning or evening?
Arr, hard to tell

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Harr harr, sink it even more!

*tryes to find canonball again*


*finds hole in deck*


*laughs*


*drinks more rum*


*laughs more*


*Fires a nother canon*



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MagnusArr


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Ye need not tho fire me cannons anymore, the ship will sink any moment now, there be more holes in that than inye regular swiss cheese!

*drinks rum*

*falls over*

*stands up*

*pushes Geegash a bit*

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Irontooth! Me name is Irontooth! Don´t ye forgetit...


The rum is gone? Why is the rum always gone?


*falls asleep on deck*



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Arr, that be true...

The rum is not gone! i have lot´s left...

oh wait... rum..gone... uh?

*falls asleep at rodder*

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*Gives up trying to save ship*


*Launches life-boats*


*Rows to other ship and boards it while they are now fast asleep*


Aye, sleeping drunk fools. I'll commandeer this ship now that ye have sunk me own!


*Issues orders to crewmen to tie all sleeping pirates to the mast*


*Commandeers*



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*Wakes up tied to a mast*


Aye, what the heck! Harr! My head... arr... You stinkin fishgut! release me imedeatly! Harr! gimme me rum to!


*tryes to get loose*



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*gives rum*

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*Holds flask between teeth and tryes to drink*


*Discovers difficulties in swalowing and holding flask between teeth at the same time while beeing drunk*


*refuses to spill a drop of rum and therefore freezes in that position*



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*wakes up tied to mast*

Arrh, jack never though' o' tis?

*starts biting rope*

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Well, I (as any good 'ol captain) coated de ropes in sharks-poo, that's why Jack never though o' that...


 *looks on waiting for him to puke...*



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