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Stahla


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*releases the dogs of war that eats the monkeys and then dies of food poisoning*

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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*Pours juice on the monkeys to make them live again*

Aight, now ye know why these be called "monkeys on juice".

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MagnusArr


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*laughes at dead monkeys and dogs*
Harr, that is just wierd

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Not laugh so long, aight! They start movin', harr!

*Monkeys on juice start to re-assemble*

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*drinks juice, then kills monkeys with rapier*
How about that ye landlubber?

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Me? A landlubber? Ye drank water wi'h me crews sag in!

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Arr, that really be a Landlubber, he be using strange words! What do ye mean by "Aight" ye filthy bucket of ships-soup!


Mmm, juice...


*drinks some*


*Sets fire to Monkeys*



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*Aight, pronounced "Aih" (possibly Aiht) is synonym to almost every imaginable word in me crew*

AHA! One more of ye filthy galon-grapes drank me and me crews sag!

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Harr, be be trying to be smart!
I will sink his ol´ rotten piece of wood ment to be a ship!
*fires broadside*

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Joakim Andersson


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He doesn't have a ship. He's a landlubber...

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Why, sure me do got me ship. Me just be keeping forgettin' where me lads sanked the anchor, last time me think it be right behind that hill!

*Runs up on hill*

*Looks for ship*

*Finds ship*

*Runs to ship*

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MagnusArr


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Harr, that be no ship, that me a refrigerator.
Ye be as mad as a german scientist

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Sure it be's me ship!

*Pushes secret button*

*Refrigerator transforms to a ship*

Harr, transformers 'as always fascinated me.

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MagnusArr


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Avast! That be a new one!

But it will not escape the fury of the Kracken!

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Ye control the Kraken!?

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Yarr, it be me pet, powerfull thing too.

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*Run away*

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MagnusArr


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By ship or by land?

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Swimming or ride on a turtle!

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By ship. Submarine actually. With a jar of dir... Land! I mean land!

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Har, the Kraken will eat ye bones!
*unleashes kraken*

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Me have jar of land! The kraken cannot eat me whilst me have jar of land! It can eat me crew and me boat thou.

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MagnusArr


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Har, it be Davey Jones who can not touch ye, not the kraken, ye fool!

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*dead*

*slår tärning mot "förstå"*

Hihihi, jag fattade inte, så jag får en osalig ande ^^

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MagnusArr


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Now that be not talking pirate, now be it?

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Nope, jag pallade inte... Plus att osaliga andar pratar inte som pirater, tyvärr... :(

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Yarr, hauntin' spirits talk like pirates if they be pirates in life! Yarr!

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Yarr, they do not know they be dead

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But me do! Uncurse me or somethin'! Or else me will curse ye meself! Arrh!

-- Edited by ViceArr Oscar at 20:13, 2006-11-12

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*fetches creepy voodoo lady*


Aye, uncurse this sad lad!


*Voodoo lady uncurses pirate ghost*


Ah, much better, thanks a dozen kind lady. Now we might set sail again, now that ghost-pirates and other scoundrels are vanquished. To the east lads, trim the sails, swab the deck, load the cannons, we go plunderin'!



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Oy! Ye forgot to set me uncursed crew and me aland.

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MagnusArr


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Harr, it be not little ye ask for, ye landlubber. But if ye is nice ye might join me crew!
I promise great bootey and much rum for ye! Avast, be that not kind of me?

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*sighs in relif that they forget stolen rum*

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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Arr, ye think ye is forgotten ey?
Ye will not make it far... Me will just drink me new rum first

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Me would gladly join your crew, only if ye stop call me landlubber thou'.
Ye see, me ar' constructing a new cannon, ye might want to see me calculations?

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Harr, I would gladely se ye calculations. And if it works, ye be me first mate!

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*Takes forth paper from inside of clothes*

*Shows paper with calculations that would make the avarage pirate seasick*

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Arr, what does all this mean? ye be not trying to fool me ey?

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No! Not for ay eye!
All me need is time, wood, a fuse, a little piece o' cannonball and gunpowder.

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Harr, take what ye need, me mate

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*Starts making explosive cannonall*
How fast does ye fuse burn?

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Harr, like ye regular fuse

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*keeps buildin*

Let me know when we catchin' up on tha' ol' rumstealer

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Harr, I can se the sails in me binoculars!

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Call me up ye two best cannonmen!

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Aye.. Oy! get ye stern over here ye landlubbers!

*stumbles*

Avast, they be drunk again!

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*Instructs drunk cannonmen*

Aight laddies, take thee treasure with care. This' going to set fire to our enemys ship!

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Aren´t they pointing it at the wrong bearing?
Yarr ye filthy dogs, let me handle this!

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We must wait til' we be ready to board, so we be sure to hit the enemy at least!

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And who be capt´n of this ship ey? i say fire as soon as we see the cursed rodder clearly!

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