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Harr, this is the place for ye who wis to speak pirate.
Me be starting this topic because me bootey is gone, like the rom.
Why is always the rom gone? why?

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Avast, thee rom be gone as always since our laddies 'Fomarad' and 'is cursed crew be plundering our storages.

Greetings, who be ye?

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What say ye, is the rom gone!?


Aye, 'dis be dark an' foreboding times ahead...



-- Edited by Joakim Andersson at 12:56, 2006-10-24

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Dark an' foreboding times indeed. Our crew of outcasts seem to have none other way than to go plunderin', aight.

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I be Magnus Black Mustard Beard. Plundering the shores of Oskarshamn.
Avast, ye scurvy old forum has yet not granted me parley and I be not welcome here it seems.
Aye, Good where the days when I hade me rom.

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Aye Magnus Black Mustard, as Swashbuckling Governor of this shabby wretch of an island, I grant ye parley and a letter of free-roving! Come on into me harbours, anchor in me cove and drink me rom.


If it's empty when I come back, I'll keelhaul ye sorry shell!



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But thee rom is gone!

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Thy answer is right here, thee rom is gone beqause some laddy drank it up! That's why the rom is gone! The rom is gone beqause o' that! Arrh.

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It aint gone I commandered it!

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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Harr, and hwo be ye who think ye can command me rom?
Avast, i will make ye walk the plank for this, ye scurvey seadog!

Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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Well I commanded not only youre rome but youre moma to:P

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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Aye, dat be a true seadog, commandeering both rom and mothers!


Now settle down laddies, or I will have to kick ye out of me port for rumaging around like dat!



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I be not afraid of you and ye ship. It be all rotten and ye sails have been stolen by ye old shipmate.
May I ask how ye intend to counter my laddies?

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The post above was a message from the Captain of the ship "Bloody Mary" named Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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To begin with youre laddies are more like ladies!

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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Harr, that be no bad thing. Ye shall se that my laddies/ladies can rid ye soul out trough ye nostrail with ye old rig.

Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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That s pretty hard to do on man that have no soul, ask me friend about it.

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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Ye have no friends, ye stink of fish and old rom.

Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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One might ask what is wrong with old rum?


Now don´t ye be rude and go around this stinkin port and complain and wine about smell, lad. I´d say you all stink like comon fishermen. It takes a good hard workin sea captain to stop the hazzle and the fightin and the roamin in this wretched rotten old port. So, if yere all in your good fluids and wish to continue beeing so, don´t make me be draggin me rapier and me pistol on ye. Now ye shall know that ye be teached by captain of the Devestator, Captain Iron Tooth the farseer.


-Iron Tooth



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Harr, so ye think ye can win a duell with me, ye scurvey seadog? Ye have no rapier since i already stole it from ye, and your pistol is out of gunpowder.. Haharr, ye be no match for me! I will dine well tonight, knowing that ye rest at the bottom of the black sea. If ye don´t hoist ye sails and sail far far away i will make ye walk the plank. Yarr

Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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Now, ye se, thinkin is belivin, and me be no religious man. Knowin, now thats me buissnes. And now ye think ye stole me rapier, and thats why me say yer a comon fisherman. Ye managed to steal me binoculars while me be teaching these other searats a good old lesson of manors. Now thats brave to steal a mans binoculars while he be watching a nother way. And ye may not dear me gun is out of powder do ye, fisherman? But now, let´s not be rude and loud, let us simply let the matter be, as soon as ye give me binoculars back. Then me might forgeve ye and let the matter fall like a coconut to the ground. what say ye, drinker of mustard beer?


-Iron Tooth



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Aye, ye binoculars I did steal, but then whos rapier has I stolen? Ye call me fisherman? That is a huge insult and I will have ye toung on a plate for that.
Harr, you is rude and call me fisherman, and peace there can not be.
And I don´t drink mustard beer ye lowlife shipboy, I am Magnus Black Mustard Beard... arr ye will never forget that when i´m done with ye!

Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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Aye Magnus ye filthy landlubber, dat be me rapier ye has stolen! Bring it back to me this instant, and ye may sail out of me port with less holes then what ye came in with!


And if ye laddies want to duell or any of the sort, ye best be doing it outside of me waters ye hear me!



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Harr, ye will be sorry for making me angry. The Krakken i will unleach upon you, aye I will!
And I will keep ye rapier as a memori of how badly you fight, all rusty it is!

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// Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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Ye i maight have no friends but I have you as me buttyboy!

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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Aye dat settles it Mustard Beard, ye is now banished from me ol' port, and not only dat, but ye will have to answer to me for the insults of the rapiers!


I challenge ye to a duell Black Mustard Beard, and unless ye is a yellow bellied son of a tomato plant ye shall accept!



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Aye, I accept, even though I usually don´t accept challanges from sons of the bordellgirls like ye. Ye will be no good to the wenches when i´m done with ye, ye will beg me to end ye life!

Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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What have I to fear from a good fer nuttin pirate who can neither log in before he writes or spell Brothel correctly? Nay, I have nothin' to fear, bring it on ye scallywag!


*Produces flintlock*



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Harr, ye scurvey seadog! I will have ye head for this!

*swings over to your ship*

Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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Aye ye scallywag, I'll brush me deck with ye frock coat before this is over!


*Fires flintlock at face*



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*does a matrix dodge*
Arr, is that the best ye can do?
Taste me biting blade!
*attacks with broadsword*

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*Grabs deck-swabbing shipmate and parries with*


Aye. cannonfodder is good at close courters to!


Taste ye own medicine ye scoundrel!


*Throws incredibly fat and now dead and impaled Shipmate at Mustard Beard*



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(Yarr, I have now a account, hai yarr)

*ducks under dead shipmate*

Arr, ye fight dirty I see, now how about this?

*throws dust at your eyes*

Hahaharr

Magnus Black Mustard Beard

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Yarr, there be no dust or dirt on me ship! Don't even try that...


*Fishes up large fish from the side of the ship*

*Smacks Magnus with 1 Large Tuna*



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*falls down to one knee*

Ye filthy rat, ye will pay for that!
Yes there is! *points at a small pile of dust* see!

*takes out a pice of bread and starts to hit Joakim with it in the head*

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Arr, that be sloppy work by me cleaning shipmate! He'll pay!
*Remember that cleaning shipmate was just killed by Magnus*

Arr, you killed me shipmate! YOU will pay!

*Eats Magnus Bread*
*Spits Bread in Magnus Face*

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*simply continues to drink commandered rom*

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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Arr, he be dead to be sure.
Ye spit bread at me? Harr, ye have no manner

*takes out a large lobster and throws at Joakim*

-- Edited by MagnusArr at 20:56, 2006-11-07

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*ducks for lobster*

Ey, stop it ye scoundrel! Ahoy, can ye not see what he be doin'!? He is drinkin' the comandeered rom!


Hob 'bout we crack our sails together and hunt that good fer nuttin ne'e'er doer down fer good!



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... and what shall we do with the drunken sailor, what shall we do with the drunken sailor


what shall we do with the drunken sailor?



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Harr, me be delighted ye asked, we could have been fighting for all eternety.
Now if ye don´t give us yer rum we will board ye!

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Harr we shall make him walk the plank, by the seven seas, we will!

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*starts legging fore it*

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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Avast! He be no braver then a landlubber!
Right, fire a broadside!

*massive bombardment*

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Ahoy there ye stinkin' blowfish, don't fire at me town! We rush ashore and hunt that little scoundrel down like the smellin' god fer nuttin he is!

*Lands whole crew and starts the chase*

*Sends a couple of crewmen back to gard the ship*

*Continues the chase*

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Arr, I got a bit exited...
Yarr, after him!

*sends crew after him*

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Harrharrharr.

*Sends my monkeys on juice after ye all*

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*puts on a "i am not a pirate" T-shirt*

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Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die. Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)
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*puts on a "i am not a pirate" T-shirt*

The monkys on juice will not care! Harrharrharr

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